<?php
ini_set("allow_url_fopen", 1);
$json = file_get_contents('https://blockchain.info/ticker');
$obj = json_decode($json);
$float = $obj->USD->last;
$round = round(($float * 3.0379),2);
$roundtwo = round(($float * 4.1869),2);
?>

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    <p>In 2011, instead of buying $12 worth of Bitcoin at $3.95 (which would be worth:</p>
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        $<?php print $round; ?>
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    <p>today), I bought this domain. Has it made me rich? No. But it's stopped dumbass grifters from using it for their next 'revolutionary' scam. Worth it. 😎</p>
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<p class="conclusion">Remember kids, crypto is a scam setup to enrich grifters and Russian mafia</p>


    
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